Friday, 30 August 2013

tipper fails break, sweeps all but left a survial in a peugeot cat at kubwa.

A pregnant woman and two other persons have been killed in a fatal accident involving a tipper and a Peugeot car at Mpape Junction along Kubwa Express Way in Abuja.

How to Fight Nasty Sore Throat.


How to Fight Nasty Sore Throat

Yetunde, Jealous of the girls Niyi had on his party,gave him a bday gift by bathing him Hot water. In Osun State Poly.

A jealous female student of the Osun State Polytechnic, simply identified as Yetunde has been arrested by the police for pouring hot water on her boyfriend, Niyi Adelana shortly after his birthday.

Chiemelie Onwasigwe and Kenenna Obiatuegwu, decides to share love.

 Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead
 Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

No Man’s Manhood Can Satisfy Me - Kemi Olunloyo

“No Man’s Manhood Can Satisfy Me” - Daughter Of Former Oyo Governor, Kemi Olunloyo

Ebere Ojiakponna and Tessy Nbekwe both 23, stabs friend to death with a bottle.



Two women, Ebere Ojiakponna and Tessy Nbekwe were on Thursday charged before an Igbosere Magistrates’ Court, Lagos, for allegedly stabbing their friend with a broken bottle.
Ojiakponna, 23, and Nbekwe, 23, whose addresses are unknown, are standing trial on a three-count charge of conspiracy, assault and unlawful harm.
The prosecutor, Insp. Akeem Raji, told the court that the accused committed the offences on Aug. 27 at midnight at Obalende on Lagos Island.
He said that a fight broke out between the accused and their friend, Amaka Onu, who was stabbed with a broken bottle on the ribs in the process.
The offences, the prosecutor said, contravened Sections 170, 244 and 409 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.
Section 244 provides three years imprisonment for offenders.


father went to work, mother went to market, fire burns 9month baby to death, in sapele


BY GODWIN OGHRE
SAPELE — A nine-month-old baby locked up in a house by her parents has been reported burnt to death.
The girl’s mother was said to have gone to the market to earn a living by plaiting peoples’ hairs at Sapele yam garage while the father was also at work.

filled his morning pee in my mouth, juliet starts her day

Am Juliet and i'm 24-years-old. I stay with my boyfriend of campus, every morning my boyfriend likes to takes his morning pĂ©e in my moĂşth.

This started way back in my year 1 when we just decided to get freaky, he then suggested that he pĂ©e in my moĂşth which I agreed and since then he will wake me up and tell me he has to peĂ© so i will get on my knees open my moĂşth real wide and wait for him to fill my moĂşth with his hot morning pĂ©e and after his done pĂ©eing in my moĂşth i sĂşck his pĂ©nis until he cums this is how i start my morning.

He has gotten use to it that whenever I refuse doing it, he will bĂ©at me up so bad. I really love him so much, I don’t want to get him hurt, now am scared of swállowing his peĂ© because people say it contains harmful substance. Please is it true, and if yes how do I stop my boyfriend from this act without him beating me up,he enjoys it,is it that he’s abusing me indirectly or i am just confused, please help!

all men cheats, could mc oluomo be right?

National Union of Road Transport Workers( NURTW )Boss, Alhaji Musiliu Akinsanya popularly known as MC Oluomo is a popular dude who has cut his teeth in various ventures.
He is a good promoter of showbiz in Nigeria.
MC Oluomo, whose profile is on the rise, is one of the few young men from Oshodi who dominate the Lagos social circle.

cecilia, 72, was raped to death by ochu, 32. After rounds of smoking india hemp.

Ibom Village in Arochukwu, Abia State was the scene of a gruesome crime as a 32-year-old man raped a 72-year-old  woman to death.
Cecilia Ogidi-Okereke, a septuagenarian mother of four was raped to death on Sunday by a 32-year-old man nicknamed “Ochu”.

unilag, titi was kidnapped, raped by 3friends, who later posted her nude photos on social media

Police Arraign Three For Kidnapping, Raping UNILAG Student, 22-year-old female student of the University of Lagos, Tolulope Titiloye, who was kidnapped and raped by three friends, who later posted her nude photos on the social media, is now in court to get justice.
Three friends - Bashorun Babajide, Aje Olumayowa, and Babajide Ajayi - had molested her, took photos of her without clothes and threatened to share the photos if she exposed them. Tolulope had kept quiet about the sad incident but trouble started when her family members saw her nude photos on the internet.

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

electrician dares death, by plunging into a raging fire,saved 13-month-old baby.

THERE is no gainsaying that it is rare in our present day world to hear of a man staking his life to save the life of another; especially with the recurrent unwarranted cold-blooded killings of innocent citizens in parts of the country.
But the action of a middle-aged man in Makurdi has clearly shown that there are still Nigerians who are prepared to lay down their lives to save the live of another.
For Michael Anthony, an electrician by profession, his decision to dare death, by plunging into a raging fire to save a 13-month-old baby from being consumed in an unfortunate inferno in his neighborhood, stands him out as a  true Nigerian that our nation craves for.

aisha, married at 13 without her consent, now 20, seeks divorce, husband demands N300,000



Nasarawa  – Aisha Haruna , 20, of Uke in Nasarawa State on Tuesday at a Grade 1 Area Court in Mararaba, Nasarawa State, maintained her divorce request.
Aisha had on May 29 filed a suit seeking separation from her husband, Hussaini Haruna, 27, of Gurku Village,

saliu lawal, 25, lured a minor, 3, into the premises of a primary school and raped her.

Niger State Police Command has arrested a man, Saliu Lawal, 25, for allegedly raping a three-year old girl.
The incident was said to have occurred on Friday August 23, 2013. It was learnt that the suspect, who was a next door neighbour to the parents of the victim, lured the girl into the premises of a primary school and raped her.

a blind case, blind man drags a blind friend to court, for blindly enticing his wife.

A blind man, Shaibu Ibrahim, 26, on Tuesday dragged Shehu Sarki, another blind man to a Grade 1 Area Court, Aso Pada, Mararaba, Nasarawa State.
News Agency of Nigeria reports that Ibrahim accused Sarki, 32, his friend and the chairman of the blind peoples’ association of the area of allegedly enticing his wife, Lami Ibrahim, 23.
He said, “Sometime in June, our chairman, Sarki, helped me to get a woman, Lami, for marriage.

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Jos, with a plate of pepper soup and a pack of don simon, Gloria was caught with man-friend on matrimonial bed.

JOS – A middle aged housewife in Jos, the Plateau State capital is in trouble after she was caught in her matrimonial bed with another man by her husband.

The woman simply identified as Gloria was caught with a neighbour, a father of three who lives some houses away from the couple when the husband returned unexpectedly at their Rukuba Road residence.

The husband (names withheld) who sells clothes at the Old Bukuru Park was said to have barely left home for his business when his wife invited her man-friend, identified simply as George to come around as she was sick.

Vero served underwear as fish, Gowon gladly ate it and passed on



A middle-aged man identified as Gowon (surname withheld) has died after allegedly eating a woman’s underwear in soup.

Gowon, a peasant farmer from Mba-Apakaa community of Mbagbera in Vandeikya local government area of Benue State, was accused of committing adultery with his elder brother’s wife who is a local blacksmith.
information  gathered that Gowon’s elder brother’s wife, identified as Vero and who he was secretly going out with, was fond of visiting the randy farmer at nights and that she would always prepare a delicious meal for him during each visit.

Tuesday, 20 August 2013

old soldiers never die, kayode sotunde proved beyond doubt by rising from the dead.



Retired soldier, Kayode Sotunde, 49, had plans for better living when he undertook a journey from Gboko to Kano on April 11, this year, but he did not make it to Kano alive. The commercial bus conveying the ex-soldier crashed on the way, claiming him and 17 others.

But the saying, ‘old soldier never dies’ appears to have played out with Sotunde as he woke up three days after in the mortuary, where his body and others were deposited for their families to claim for burial.

abuja, Nna didnt keep to his promise to marry Alonge 25, she paid back by pouring him hot oil.


ABUJA — A Karu Senior Magistrates’ court, yesterday, sentenced a 25-year-old woman, Victoria Alonge, to one-year in jail for pouring hot oil on her boyfriend, Roland Nna, over his refusal to marry her.
The Senior Magistrate, Omolola Akindele, summarily sentenced Alonge without an option of fine after the convict admitted to committing the offence in court.

1 trillion naira spent on national assembly members for 8 years. Mrs Oby Ezekwesili laments.

A former Minister of Education, Mrs Oby Ezekwesili,  on Monday said Nigeria had spent over  N1tn on  the National Assembly members   in the last eight years.
Ezekwesili, in a keynote address she delivered during one-day dialogue session on the ‘Cost of governance in Nigeria, “ added that  banks earned N699bn as interests last year  on loans secured by the government.
 “Since 2005, the National Assembly members alone have been allocated N1tr,’’she said while also lamenting that “82 per cent of Nigeria’s budgetary cost goes for recurrent expenditure.”

Monday, 19 August 2013

I Am Chinwe- This Is My Story. MUST READ!!!

Hi all,

This is a little story I want to share, it’s a true life tale, and as always I will appeal that you read it and make sense of it, and share it.

The names, dates and events have been altered, so any similarities are entirely coincidental.

I stood in line behind her trying to get a doughnut at an eatery, been a while I had a doughnut, so I was willing to endure the chatter of a young lady in front of us, she seemed engrossed with her mobile phone, typing away, receiving calls and describing what she had on, and looking around as if expecting to see someone, it was getting quite annoying and I soon realized I was not the only one feeling that way, the lady in front of me shared the same notion and hissed loudly between intervals, I would later learn why she was so open in showing her distaste.

THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT IGBOS by SAMUEL OKAFOR Ph.D (History) UNN


An Igbo scholar, Dr. Samuel Okafor, has made one-time Aviation Minister, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, look so small and uneducated by using facts and figures to demolish the claims he made in the controversial August 8 article, “The Bitter Truth About The Igbo”, which set off a storm that almost threatened Igbo-Yoruba relations.

In the first part of an article entitled “The Lies of Femi Fani-Kayode”, Okafor, who has a First Class in History from the University of Nigeria Nsukka and then did a Ph.D in Nsukka on scholarship, dismissed Fani-Kayode as a “half-baked intellectual.” He then proceeded, point by point, to address what he termed “the most reckless amongst the tangle of reckless comments spewed by Femi, a character who with each punch of his keypad stresses his severely unwell conditions of logorrhoea, delusions of enlightenment, history and sociology – amongst others.”

Below are Okafor’s words:

FEMI AND HIS SEVERELY IGNORANT LIES:

•Femi Lies About the Yorubas Being Nigeria’s Earliest Graduates:

From his myopic bubble Femi FaniKayode claims the Yoruba were the first to acquire Western education; the first ever known record of a literate Nigerian in the English Language is the narrative of an Ibo slave who regained his freedom and documented his life history as a slave from the time he was 11 years old in present day Ibo land till the time when he gained his freedom in the middle of the 18 th century. He later married an English woman and had 3 children. He died in 1795.

Femi, a basic Google-research will do you good here; check out the name, Equanoh OLAODAH. Further Femi claims that the Yoruba were the first lawyers and doctors in Nigeria. This is again a big falsehood. The first Nigeria doctor was an Effik man Silas G. Dove who obtained a medical degree from France and returned to practise medicine in 1840 in Calabar. This fact can also be verified from historical medical records in Paris.

Before Femi-Fani Kayode dies of Igbophobia



By NELSON AKO OKOLI
I had the ugly experience of reading the infantile postulations of a former minister of aviation, Mr. Femi Fani –Kayode, headlined, ‘The bitter truth about the Igbo’. I wept for Nigeria as I remembered that such a character was once a member of the Federal Executive Council under Chief Olusegun Obasanjo’s presidency.
Fani – Kayode’s diatribe could be summarised in the following statements, some of which are quoted verbatim. (1(a) “I am not in this debate for fun or for political gain” (b) Fani- Kayode wrote as if he was a spoke person for the Yoruba race. (2) The outrage and condemnation that greeted the deportation of Igbo from Lagos is asinine and uninformed because Lagos belongs exclusively to the Yoruba.
(3) The Yoruba has for long been accommodating and generous to the Igbo by allowing them to come back to Lagos after the civil war and allowing them to do in Yoruba land what Yoruba have not been allowed to do in Igbo land. (4) Igbo have a domineering tendency and are not accommodating because they never had any history, monarchs or structured societies.

Saturday, 17 August 2013

"bros nepa wan cut light" a poem


Come see
Awakened by the chirping of the midnight birds
The thunderous noise made by Ulaga’s voice
Serenity took its place
Neighbours conflicting in pandemonium
Briskly, I hurried to the scene to see its cause

Friday, 16 August 2013

I am not a tribalist, says Femi Fani Kayode

 

THOSE that call me a tribalist and an Igbo-hater are simply misguided and ignorant. Perhaps they do not know the meaning of those words or the true import of their meaning.
Those that know me well like you can confirm the fact that I am not a racist or a bigot and that I consider such sentiments as being unworthy of a man of class, good breeding and culture.
I am, however, a firm believer in the propagation of truth and I, like you, appreciate the value and importance of history. Sadly many of our Igbo brothers and sisters do not believe in that. History for them consists of only one thing-how other Nigerians have always marginalised them and treated them badly.
If only they knew their own history,

Top 100 Universities in Nigeria, 2013 by NUC


1. University of Ibadan, IU
2. University of Lagos, Unilag
3. University of Benin, Uniben
4. Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU
5. Ahmadu Bello University, Abu
6. University of Ilorin, Unilorin
7. University of Jos, Unijos
8. University of Port Harcourt, Uniport
9. University of Maiduguri, Unimaid
10. University of Agriculture, Abeokuta,

2 men playing women football in Nigeria, former super falcons forward, James Johnson reveals.

Former Super Falcons forward, James Johnson, has made a startling revelation saying there are two hermaphrodites playing women football in Nigeria.
Johnson, formerly Iyabo Abade, played female football as a hermaphrodite but had surgery in the United States of America in 2004 and is now living as a man.
The head coach of Marasta Soccer Academy, Abuja, revealed that the two players were sisters, adding that she was working to help them overcome their trauma, just like she did nine years ago.
“As I speak with you, the two players are hermaphrodites. One plays for Pelican Stars of Port Harcourt while the other plays for a club in Akwa Ibom State. I speak with them and I am helping them out. I have given my doctor in the US their contacts,” .
“I told them that, ‘You don’t need to give up. Ignore what people say, you can move on with your own life after all you didn’t create yourself. You can use me (Johnson) as an example.’
“I also told them how I handled my own case when it became general knowledge. I have been courageous; I didn’t create myself, so why should I be bothered by what people say? I am using my experience to lecture others that have same issue.”
He also lamented the discrimination against hermaphrodites, saying they were afraid to come because of this bias.
He said, “They (hermaphrodites) can be treated and be happy just like myself. I won’t blame them for not coming out because the support is not there in Nigeria. If they come out, they will be discriminated against.”

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Chiemelie Onwasigwe and Kenenna Obiatuegwu unites in true love.




From a seed to a flower

So kenenna married his bestfriend

The union that started with hi and hello

Drove the road of hey and I do




Alas the gentle tidings of the love has grown wings

Flying like an eagle ready to soar

The blessings of further years begins
Standing united in holy matrimony.


See how in their veins all becomes spirit;
into each other they mature and grow.
Like axles, their forms tremblingly orbit,
round which it whirls, bewitching and aglow.
Thirsters, and they receive drink,
watchers, and see: they receive sight.
Let them into one another sink
so as to endure each other outright


Again and again, however we know the landscape of love
and the little churchyard there, with its sorrowing names,
and the frighteningly silent abyss into which the others
fall: again and again the two of us walk out together
under the ancient trees, lie down again and again
among the flowers, face to face with the sky.

jamina, 29, listened to her inner voice and stabbed son to death.

"Voices Told Me To Kill My Sons" - 29-Year-Old Mother Who Stabbed Her Two Sons To Death
A mother charged with fatally stabbing her two young sons told police she is schizophrenic and that voices told her to do it, court records show.
Jamina Briggs, 29, also told officers who arrived at her home on Wednesday night that she was sorry about the stabbings, according to an affidavit of complaint.
Officers arrested Briggs after they found the boys, 6-year-old Nicholas Briggs and 23-month-old Jeremiah Briggs, lying face down on a couch with multiple stab wounds. The boys died at a hospital.

EFCC arrests man, Mudi, possessing 30 ATM cards, 8 signed cheques and N550,000, in Warri

Below is a press release from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has arrested one Kingsley Mudi over alleged ATM fraud. He was picked up at about 11 pm on August 2, 2013 at Fidelity Bank ATM on Airport Road, Warri, Delta State following an intelligence report.
 
At the point of arrest, 30 ATM cards of different banks with which he allegedly withdrew a total sum of five hundred and fifty thousand naira (N550, 000) were found in his possession.  Eight signed UBA cheques belonging to sundry persons were also found on him. Kingsley Mudi, who claimed to be a Disc Jockey and an operator of a barbing salon, has volunteered useful information.

He will be charged to court as soon as investigation is concluded.
Wilson Uwujaren, Ag. Head, Media & Publicity, 5th August, 2013