Thursday, 22 January 2015

BRokEN...a poem by Kelvin Alaneme


A group were holding up his posters, chanting support
I examined them in amusement
Frail-looking old women
Young, jobless men
Hoarse voices and rumbling stomachs
My face fell as I saw Okoro

The shame and the memories came flooding in
Of feeling bloated and having strange cravings
Of innumerable ultrasound scans saying the same thing
Of countless beatings from my step-mother and name-calling
Of the race from the abortionist's table
Of seven months of loneliness and eventual loss

I looked at the man and then at Okoro
'Evil people!' I stopped short of screaming
I was a naive damsel, eyes filled with laughter
Okoro showered me with gifts and attention
He said I was his angel and it sounded funny
After months of wooing, I went to his house

Once inside, he bolted the door
I sat a safe distance from him
After drinking the juice he served me, I felt woozy
I woke up on his bed, feeling sore
I looked for something, anything, to cover my nakedness
There was blood on the sheets

©Kelvin Alaneme, 2015.

 

BROKEN.

 

He came bearing gifts

 Spinning rhetorics with his plastic smile

 I stood in the midday sun

 Apathy and fatigue etched in my face

 The man in white agbada was talking

 His litany of promises made me sick

Thursday, 8 January 2015

The best way Ifunanya could explain to her husband-to-be Ekene, that he isnt a graduate was to send an sms to his phone and disappointed invited guests on their wedding. In Anambra

Sad! Bride Abandons Fiance' On Wedding Day Because He Is Not A Graduate
This is one of those news we don't get to hear about often. What a bad way to start the new year for an Abakaliki-based businessman named Ekene Uzoigwe who was abandoned on his wedding day by his supposed wife to be.

Wednesday, 7 January 2015

for attending parties un-invited during weekdays and weekends, olukayode(47) ran to court to dissolve his 18year marriage with Bisi. In Igando


 
An Igando Customary Court in Lagos, yesterday, dissolved the 18-year-old marriage between Mr. Olukayode Atolagbe and his wife, Bisi over her frequent partying.

The court’s President, Mr. R. I. Adeyeri, said all efforts to reconcile both parties failed and the court had no choice than to dissolve the union.