Tuesday, 28 July 2015

My Woman, My Everything.....

My Wife, My Life
Today we begin the rest of our life
Together forever as husband and wife.
Our dreams came true, with love and more—
Adventures to have and the world to explore.

Sunday, 7 June 2015

Not only did the ghost of Uchenna, a student of Federal Polytechnic Oko, write his Exams, it also passed and made an upper credit. In Anambra




There is confusion at the Federal Polytechnic, Oko, Anambra State, following a startling revelation that certain dead students of the institution were graded and awarded marks in recent semester examinations.

Friday, 8 May 2015

In Delta, Kingsley and Eharere didn't know a better way to tell madam her yams were expensive, they decided to kidnap some tubers of it.

Two Men Arrested For Stealing Tubers Of Yam In Delta State [photos] -

Just this morning in Delta state two men Mr Kinsley Isolo and John Eharere were caught stealing tubers of yam in the local market in Isoko south local government popularly called Yanga Market. See More photos below According to witnesses, they had appeared like they wanted to buy food stuffs and that one of them was buying yam and that they had succeeded in distracting the woman who sells the stolen properties. The culprits were caught as a result of the numerous eyes that had seen the whole incident. So far the event took place in broad day light which was enough reason for even passers by to see what transpired. Mr Kingsley ,on seeing the reaction of the crowd took to his heels thus his fellow man in the crime ran his own way too.

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

PHOTO: Another Man To Trek From Maiduguri To Abuja In Honor Of Buhari




45 year old Adamu Abdullahi (pictured above) says he will be trekking form Maiduguri in Borno state to Abuja from tomorrow April 30th, so he can meet with Gen Buhari to congratulate him on his victory at the presidential elections, according to KSM News. Married with 4 children, Adamu says he will be leaving Maiduguri by 6am tomorrow and will depart from Jimtilo park. He asked all Borno state indigenes to forward their petitions to him so he can forward them to Gen. Buhari.

Tuesday, 14 April 2015

Upholding his integrity, Man who vowed to trek from Lagos to Abuja if Buhari emerges president of Nigeria has started his trekking



Upholding his integrity, Sulaiman Hashim a resident of Ibadan, vowed to trek from Lagos to Abuja if Buhari emerges president of Nigeria has started his trekking

 Well, the trekking man is still in Bida...Looks like he is resting there as he was given a Royal welcome to Bida Kingdom by HRH Alhaji (Dr) (Brig. Gen) Yahaya Abubakar rtd CFR. He was also handed an envelope. The young man really mean business.

Will keep you posted!! See more photos

Friday, 27 February 2015

Gloria(32) paid chukwuka(33) some money to install DSTV decoder. Not only did he do his job completely, he also raped Gloria's housemaid unpaid. In Abuja

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An electrician, Chukwuka Onuorah, 33, who was contracted to install a DSTV decoder, in the home of a client, Mrs Gloria, 32, allegedly returned to the house the next day to rape the 15-year old housemaid.

Thursday, 22 January 2015

BRokEN...a poem by Kelvin Alaneme


A group were holding up his posters, chanting support
I examined them in amusement
Frail-looking old women
Young, jobless men
Hoarse voices and rumbling stomachs
My face fell as I saw Okoro

The shame and the memories came flooding in
Of feeling bloated and having strange cravings
Of innumerable ultrasound scans saying the same thing
Of countless beatings from my step-mother and name-calling
Of the race from the abortionist's table
Of seven months of loneliness and eventual loss

I looked at the man and then at Okoro
'Evil people!' I stopped short of screaming
I was a naive damsel, eyes filled with laughter
Okoro showered me with gifts and attention
He said I was his angel and it sounded funny
After months of wooing, I went to his house

Once inside, he bolted the door
I sat a safe distance from him
After drinking the juice he served me, I felt woozy
I woke up on his bed, feeling sore
I looked for something, anything, to cover my nakedness
There was blood on the sheets

©Kelvin Alaneme, 2015.

 

BROKEN.

 

He came bearing gifts

 Spinning rhetorics with his plastic smile

 I stood in the midday sun

 Apathy and fatigue etched in my face

 The man in white agbada was talking

 His litany of promises made me sick

Thursday, 8 January 2015

The best way Ifunanya could explain to her husband-to-be Ekene, that he isnt a graduate was to send an sms to his phone and disappointed invited guests on their wedding. In Anambra

Sad! Bride Abandons Fiance' On Wedding Day Because He Is Not A Graduate
This is one of those news we don't get to hear about often. What a bad way to start the new year for an Abakaliki-based businessman named Ekene Uzoigwe who was abandoned on his wedding day by his supposed wife to be.

Wednesday, 7 January 2015

for attending parties un-invited during weekdays and weekends, olukayode(47) ran to court to dissolve his 18year marriage with Bisi. In Igando


 
An Igando Customary Court in Lagos, yesterday, dissolved the 18-year-old marriage between Mr. Olukayode Atolagbe and his wife, Bisi over her frequent partying.

The court’s President, Mr. R. I. Adeyeri, said all efforts to reconcile both parties failed and the court had no choice than to dissolve the union.